This short story tells the surprizingly silly story of the fall of Troy and the founding of Rome. The divine plan is all planned out and it's up to angels like Mercury to bring it to pass, but that's the problem. Mercury did take a few notes during the power point presentation that outlined the things he is supposed to do to ensure that Rome is founded--a key part of the divine plan--but unfortunately his mind kept wandering. This is pure but clever silliness, with a hungover angel, a wooden horse packed with highly odoriferous Greek warriors, and a skeptical, non-cooperative Trojan commander